Mom: What did you learn in school today?
Me: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
The differences between puberty.
sodamnrelatable: When girls go through puberty: When boys go through puberty:
kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
nosdrinker: at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit
taeomi: if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me i hope you find $20 on the ground today
ammarmali: That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
fuckinq: I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
mareeps: remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
How to read any John Green book
Step 1: Read book
Step 2: Finish book
Step 3: Wander around in a confused stupor for a week and question your entire existence and every decision you've ever made
heronqueenblues: “Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
excalilbur: finnemoron: what if the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that little girls would do it in the mirror and when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week